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Here at The Inner Swine, it has never been about the money. It has always been about THE LOVE. That's right, THE LOVE. While we gladly accept your filthy lucre in exchange for our poorly assembled ravings, we would like to stress that we also accept THE LOVE in exchange for our poorly assembled ravings. The going rate is 1.5 liters of THE LOVE for one issue of TIS, but please check the daily LOVE/Swine exchange index before mailing off THE LOVE, as there are no refunds and we will rip pages out of issues prior to mailing to make sure you get what you pay for. |
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happy to sell you subscriptions so TIS can be delivered directly to
your door. Of course, it's hard to convince the cynical masses of your
worth, so we're very open to giving away free samples. Just email me
at: subscriptions@innerswine.com
and provide your snail-mail address, and we'll send you a free
sample of the latest issue. We also welcome free trades, if you
want to send us something, we'll send you something, and we'll all
go to sleep happy. Here are our really cheap subscription rates for
those of you who believe in supporting the great zines of this
world:Editor, The Inner Swine PO Box 3024 Hoboken, NJ 07030 |
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Allright, it's been a few hundred words and you still haven't sent me any money? What the hell are you reading this page for then, you sick bastard? Maybe you're one of those SICK FUCKS WHO JUST READ THESE FREE SAMPLES AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVER SUBSCRIBING! You are? Then maybe you'd want to sign up with our TIS
MAILING LIST. This ain't
rocket science, kids: email
us your email
address (you could use one of those free ones from the web if
you're afraid we're gonna spam you with six million JPEGs of naked
pigs) and every time we update this web page, publish a new issue,
or suffer another attack of anal bleeding, we'll email you to let
you know. We swear. We promise at least one email every four
months. Possibly more. You're also pretty much guaranteed a yearly
March 17th email, which will not be a pleasant experience. The term
"virtual vomit" may not mean much to you now, but....it will.
Well, we used to have a snazzy little form here where you could just type in your email address and we'd be off to the races, but unfortunately those clever Spammers got hold of it, so now we're back to the dark ages of the Internets, bubba. You'll have to send us an old-fashioned email with a
specific subject line to join the damn list, now. Very sad. Here's a
convenient button that will at least open up an email in your client
automatically with the correct subject line: If you want to send the email from somewhere else, just make sure the subject line is Sign me up for TIS Annoyingly Random Emails! or it may get junked. THANKS! |
