Sorry, whatever you were looking for can't be found. There's lots of things we here at The Inner Swine can't find anymore: our dignity, our sense of optimism, our tempers, our innocence, a couple of Super Pinky balls we'd love to get back from our neighbor's roof, our patience (long ago), and moments, here and there, scattered throughout time that by themselves were meaningless but taken together are a lifetime of missed opportunity and regret. We hope this 404 page works out better than that for you.