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Other Works by Your Humble Editor

BOOKS BY YOUR HUMBLE EDITOR
The Electric Church
The Digital Plague
Lifers
The Freaks are Winning
The Electric Church
published by Orbit, September 2007
The Digital Plague
published by Orbit, coming May 2008
Lifers
published by Creative Arts Book Co., 2001
The Freaks are Winning
published by Oinking Sow, Inc, 2002
PUBLICATIONS CONTAINING TASTY MORSELS OF SOMERS FICTION
There have been a few suckers visionary publishers who have published my work, and some of them actually paid me. Maybe you'd like to spread the Somers legend by paying money for some of these:

The Night Will Echo Back at You in Another Chicago Magazine #34, 1998. A lonely and bitter young man discovers there is power in loneliness...

Glad & Big in Aberrations #34, 1995. On a rainy night a group of old friends have themselves added to a strange collection of photos...

Sliders: Blood and Splendor by Acclaim Comics, 1996. Written with Jeof Vita, a 'lost episode' of the old TV series Sliders in which the Aztec Empire never fell.

I Don't Even Trust Me in www.webdelsol.com, 1999. The backwards tale of a man going sane...

The Amazing Martin Landawer (#3) and In This Slowly Rising City, So Bereft of Company (#5) in The Whirligig, 2001, 2002. Two stories exploring the uncertainty of reality, one with a never-met room-mate who dominates the narrator's life, and one where a city is slowly growing too large for its inhabitants.

The First Time I Got Fired and You're Eating Yourself, You Don't Believe It in Angry Thoreauan, 2001. Two strange essays...

Time Will Forgive in The Portland Review, Summer 2001. A man reliving the recent death of his friend amidst a hallucinatory tea with the dead man's grandmother...

No Great Trick in The Drexel Online Journal, 2003. An office, black magic, and a beating heart in a jar...you can smell the chicken fat burning...

Kiss Them for Me in Bare Bone #3, 2003. A man struggles to be a parent to two evil children...

Friend of the Devil in Lullabye Hearse #2, 2003. In a world that's gone insane, who's to say what's sane or not?

The Urban Bizarre The Defragmentation of Thomas Crane and Dick for Eternity in The Urban Bizarre published by Prime Books. Amazon

The Defragmentation of Thomas Crane was an Honorable Mention in The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror 18th Edition

And All the Days Like It in The Portland Review Volume 51, Issue 1, Fall 2003.

The Unappeasable Host in Bare Bone #5, April 2004. Buy it at Amazon, or see the publisher's page for all retail outlets.

The Electric Church serialized on Another Chapter From June 2004--September 2004. WEBSITE CLOSED as of 9/16/04.

And I Don't Know the People Who Will Feed Me in Twenty Four Hours #4

Bare Bone #7 The Script in Bare Bone #7, May 2005 from Raw Dog Screaming Press

The Script has been named as an Honorable Mention in The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror 19th Edition.

Danger City Ringing the Changes in Danger City, April 2005 from Contemporary Press

Ringing the Changes has been chosen to appear in The Best American Mystery Stories 2006, edited by Otto Penzler with guest Editor Scott Turow.

From the Asylum Volume 2 Watch the World Die in From the Asylum in April 2005

Watch the World Die is included in the FTA anthology, Tales From the Asylum: Anthology of Fiction and Poetry (Year 2).

From the Asylum Volume 3 Self-Inflicted, Glorified in From the Asylum in September 2005

Self-Inflicted, Glorified is included in the FTA anthology, Tales From the Asylum: Anthology of Fiction and Poetry (Year 3).

The Amazing Martin Landawer in Brutarian, Spring 2006

No Stranger to Frustration in From the Asylum, July 2006.

And Still Insists He Sees the Ghosts in Bare Bone #9, December 2006.

Mr. Benders New House in Brutarian Quarterly, issue 48/49.

When the Man Comes Around in The Whirligigzine #1, December 2007.

closer in my heart to thee in GUD Magazine , issue 2, Spring 2008.


Nothing pending currently...


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