MORE SHIT I GOTTA DO
COLUMNS MARCH 2001 -- SEPTEMBER 2005
3/15/01 - "Welcome to More Me"
3/30/01 - "Goddammit, We Already Have
Television
4/20/01
- "Jeff's Fevered Brain"
5/18/01
- "Digital Rights Management is Going to Kill Us All"
6/16/01
- "Ruining Your Legacy"
7/2/01
- "Web Logs Fill my Empty Hours"
7/18/01
- "Buy This Book or I'll Shoot This Dog"
8/3/01
- "It's Not All Groupies and Free Booze"
8/17/01
- "Getting Hit Over the head with My Own Incompetence"
9/4/01
- "You All Terrify Me"
9/24/01
- "Living in Interesting Times"
10/11/01
- "Paying to be Ignored"
10/27/01
- "Dance with the Kiddies"
11/7/01
- "I Booked My Own Fuckin Life"
11/27/01
- "My History of Zining"
12/11/01
- "The Inexorable Sadness of Being a Published Author
at my Day Job"
12/26/01
- "I Am DMX"
1/9/02
- "Grudgingly Giving Credit"
1/24/02
- Big-Assed Famous
2/2/02 - My Personal Event Horizon
2/7/02
- The Lamer I Get, the More I Write
3/7/02
- Persistence of Zining
3/19/02
- I Am Fucking Rich
4/2/02 - Number 288 of 324: Precious little Zines
4/14/02 - You're Tearing Me Apart!
4/28/02 - Why Must We Stay Where We Don't Belong?
5/15/02 - In the Words of the Very Dead Michael Hutchence
5/29/02 - Talkin' Smack about Myself
6/14/02 - I'm a Cheap, Cheap Bastard, I Am
7/6/02 - I've Got Nothing to Say, I Hope You Have a Nice Day
8/5/02 - I Am Honkin Old
8/15/02 - My Personal Event Horizon
8/29/02 - Me Fail English? Unpossible!
9/8/02 - Movementeers
9/23/02 - And Leo's Getting Larger!
10/2/02 - Idiot Fuckwads on the Internet
10/22/02 - Get a Job
11/10/02 - Going Pro
11/24/02 - Don't Write for Me, Please
12/17/02 - Can't You People Read?
1/11/03 - Touch Not, Lest Ye be Touched
2/1/03 - Dancing as Fast as I Can
2/15/03 - You're a Clown. You Amuse Me
3/5/03 - What You Reading?
3/25/03 - You Arrogant Ass, You've Killed Us
4/9/03 - Me Write English Good
5/1/03 - Dressing the Gimp
6/3/03 - Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
6/28/03 - I Have Found Forever in Hoboken
7/18/03 - Sell the house, Sell the car, Sell the kids, Find someone else--Forget it--I'm never coming back
8/19/03 - A Little Older, Not Much Wiser
9/2/03 - Going to the Rock Show
9/30/03 - The Book that Time Forgot
10/16/03 - Writing the Words to a Sermon No One Will Ever Hear
11/15/03 - Leaving Las Microsoft
12/1/03 - A Thin Line Between Bull and Shit
12/15/03 - The 25th Hour Mocks Me
1/2/04 - A Happy Nobody
1/29/04 - Jeff Somers, Publisher-Killer
2/26/04 - The Three-and-a-Half Percent
3/23/04 - Page 43 Messes with Texas
4/10/04 - Serial Killing
4/30/04 - AUTHOR PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED
6/11/04 - Time Dilation May Impede Zine
6/24/04 - I Am a Whore
7/24/04 - Resistance to Blogging
8/31/04 - No Job Too Small
9/15/04 - Short-Attention Span Theater
10/5/04 - Stop Me Before I Kill Again
10/23/04 - Pull the Lever and Win a Prize
11/11/04 - Why I Know the World is Dumb
12/17/04 - Open Source Me, Damn Your Eyes
1/17/05 - More Shit I Gotta Do
3/4/05 - Is It Retirement Time Yet?
4/7/05 - Gettin' Organized: The Cruft Will Kick Your Ass
5/10/05 - I'm Readin' Here: All Book Readings Should be in Bars
6/20/05 - The James A. Farley Post Office Building been Very, Very Good to Me
9/3/05 - Damn Dopplegangers
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