The Inner Swine Issue 14(1), March, 2008

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The Nagging Question
 WHAT IS THE INNER SWINE??


The Inner Swine is a Zine, published quarterly by Jeff Somers, who lives in Jersey City with his personal demons. Every issue contains ravings from Jeff, fiction from Jeff, poetry from Jeff, commentary from Jeff, and various other stuff from various other people who are not important enough to appear on this home page because, sadly, they are not Jeff. The Inner Swine is not an E-Zine. You will find samples of the newest issue here, but you will have to buy the current issue or check out our PDF archives to read the whole thing. 
 March 2008 cover by Jeof Vita
March 2008 Cover by Jeof Vita


Table of Contents
 Volume 14, Number 1, March 2008
(Click on a link to read some samples from the current issue)

EDITORIAL: "I've Never Been to Me: How These Ridiculous Editorials Get Written"

COMMENTARY: "Cynicsm: Last Refuge of the Stupid & Lazy"

RIDICULOUSNESS: "I Am Spartacus: An Apology for my Fourth Cat"

IDIOCY: "In Death I Sweetly Sing: Learnin' the Gee-tar"

POP CULTURE LAMENTING: "This Shit Don't Count: Viral Marketing is Artistically Meaningless"

VIRTUALLY ARTLESS COMIC:"Mr Mute!"

USEFUL IDIOCY: "Established on the Destruction of the Individual Will: Adventures in Themeless Writing"

FICTION: "Intolerable Buzz Part Two"


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