1. Go to your local bookstore and scan the shelves. If it isn't there, complain.

2. Try one of these on-line retailers. Just search for LIFERS.

THE BOOK SHOP	QUIMBYS	ATOMIC BOOKS	WALMART

3. Order by mail from me at a 50% discount! I'll sell you one for $7. Just send a check made out to Jeff Somers for $7 and I'll mail you back a copy. Ask and I'll sign it, and I'll throw in a special promotional bookmark, with my grinning face on it.

4. Hell, I'll probably show up at your house selling them door to door. Of course, if you sent me a fat check, I might be persuaded to email you a PDF of the whole thing. But it would have to be a big honkin check.