UPDATED 6/14/02 We had a great time, and will set up more readings soon! Check back in a bit. That's right! Jeff Somers is going on tour to promote his slim intellectual acumen. He and The Inner Swine Love Patrol (Chaired by Legal Counsel [CENSORED BY ORDER OF WIFE]) will be travelling the country trying to get people to buy copies of his books Lifers and The Freaks are Winning, by going door to door if necessary, but preferably by doing glamorous bookstore events. He will be bringing some freebies to give away, and will do readings from his works o' art, sketch comedy, open begging for people to purchase copies, scat singing, and occasional drunken harangues against his enemies. The Tour Schedule is listed below, and will be updated as new information becomes available. If you're going to be in town when jeff hits the local bookstore, stop by and purchase some copies of his books so that he may buy drinks for his greedy and populous entourage that evening. If Jeff can't booze up the entourage, the entourage gets a little ugly, trust me. THE "BIG-ASSED FAMOUS" BOOK TOUR SCHEDULE CITY DAY/TIME LOCATION Chicago, IL 4/20/02 7:30 PM Quimbys Bookstore, 1854 W. North Avenue, Chicago, IL 60622. Contact: info@quimbys.com or call 773-342-0910 . APPEARING WITH: Abram Himmelstein of "Factory Direct" fame, bubba. Philadelphia, PA 5/15/02 7:00 PM Robins Bookstore, 108 S. 13th St., Philadelphia, PA 19107, 1-215-735-9600 Store 1-215-735-2670 Fax; Larry@robinsbookstore.com New York, NY  5/22/02 8:00PM   Rocky Sullivans, 129 Lexington Ave. (btwn 28th & 29th Sts.) New York, NY 10016 212-725-3871 Washington, D.C. 6/8/02 7:00PM Olssons, 1307 19th St., NW, Washington, D.C. 20036 Contact: 202-785-1133 questions@olssons.com MORE TO BE ADDED AS WE CONVINCE PEOPLE TO LOVE US. CHECK BACK. For more information, email mreditor@innerswine.com or check back here frequently. See you on tour! TIS Home "Freaks" Home "Lifers" Home