Allright, it's been a few hundred words and you still haven't sent me any money? What the hell are you reading this page for then, you sick bastard? Maybe you're one of those SICK FUCKS WHO JUST READ THESE FREE SAMPLES AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVER SUBSCRIBING!

You are? Then maybe you'd want to sign up with our TIS MAILING LIST. This ain't rocket science, kids. Every time we update this web page, publish a new issue, or suffer another attack of anal bleeding, we'll email you to let you know. We swear. We promise at least one email every four months. Possibly more. You're also pretty much guaranteed a yearly March 17th email, which will not be a pleasant experience. The term "virtual vomit" may not mean much to you now, but....it will.

Well, we used to have a snazzy little form here where you could just type in your email address and we'd be off to the races, but unfortunately those clever Spammers got hold of it, so now we're back to the dark ages of the Internets, bubba.

You'll have to send us an old-fashioned email with a specific subject line to join the damn list, now. Very sad. Here's a convenient button that will at least open up an email in your client automatically with the correct subject line:

If you want to send the email from somewhere else, just make sure the subject line is

Sign me up for TIS Annoyingly Random Emails!

or it may get junked. THANKS!