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Here at The Inner Swine, we are a
completely customer focussed experience. And we know that your
number one desire, picked out by careful interpretation of the
drunken, angry ramblings emailed to us on a nightly basis, is to
have something to download from TIS to use personally. Towards that
end, we give you the following crumbs from our larder: WALLPAPERS, WRITINGS, SCREENSAVERS, OTHER
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WALLPAPERS...Here
are some wallpapers for your desktop, courtesy of TIS Staff Artist
and Founding Member Jeof Vita.
 by Jeof
Vita: "Baby Levon says: 'You
weren't really expecting more effort than this, were
you?'"
This spartan design reflects
metaphorically our Editorial Attitude: throw everything against
the wall and see what sticks.
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 by Jeof Vita: "...there is
no cheese..."
This haunting image conveys our attitude towards life,
work, romance - whatever. There is no cheese.
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WRITINGS...No one
asked for them, but here they are for free download: works by Your
Humble Editor.
Check out a bunch of lazily formatted EBooks written by yours
truly on our EBOOKS page. WHat have you got to lose?
 "Fiction
from The Inner Swine 1995-2001". A collection of short stories
which appeared in TIS over the years. In PDF format. 6/28/01:
Improved layout and added "The Music Makers" |
 Prologue to
"Lifers", by Jeff Somers. This book was published in 2001 and can
be bought at bookstores, believe it or not. You can download and
read the prologue for free. In PDF format. |
 Preface and front matter to our upcoming
TIS anthology "The Freaks Are Winning", which will be out in late
summer/early fall 2001. Initially it will be available from Tower
Records and this web site. |
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SCREENSAVERS...Nothing says 'cool' like lame screensavers generated at free
websites. Download yours today (Win95/98/ME/NT only, alas), and be
'cool' like us. (Screen savers created at
www.screensaverfactory.com)
 The Baby Levon
Freak-Out: This will make you dizzy, and possible nauseous, as
Baby Levon swoops and swirls around while a lame message crawls
across the screen. |
 Mr. Mute
Attacks!: Hundreds of Mr. Mutes zoom at you, threatening you
with weapons! Ack! |
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OTHER...
 MY MAZE. So far just one other thing: A windows program version of our popular Text Maze, which has been up on the web for a while. Can you find your way through my maze, and figure out the riddle and answer along the way? Minutes of brain-challenging fun. |
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