SELL OUR RAG OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO EAT OUR KITTEN
FRIEND, if you're viewing this page you either got here by accident or you're contemplating selling The Inner Swine in your store or maybe out of your car trunk, which you refer to as your 'store' despite the increasingly saddened looks you get from friends and family when you mention it. . . uh, must try to remember do not insult potential revenue sources. Uh, forget I said anything.
Well, if you're still reading, here is the very easy and good-natured way we do things around here:
TERMS: We'll accept just about any arrangement you prefer. We gladly work on consignment, we gladly take cash up front, we often forget all about getting paid and are probably owed millions by the stores of this world, but that's us. Generally speaking the vast majority of stores and distros that work with TIS do a 50/50 consignment split with us, but we're happy to work with whatever terms work for you.
FREQUENCY: TIS is a quarterly publication: March, June, September, December. We strive to have the new issue out before its cover month is over, and usually make it, but we're a zine, for god's sake, and sometimes slip a bit. The latest we've ever delivered the new issue is the third week of the cover month. The zine has come out four times a year without fail since 1997.
SHIPPING & RETURNS: We do not require returns, an affadavit of sorts is fine by us. While forgetting to demand monies owed we often forget to demand affadavits as well. We cover shipping costs of getting the issues to you, but will not be responsible for any other costs you might incur once the issues get to your store.
CONTACT: Email the editor (mreditor@innerswine.com) and throw some ideas our way, or contact us by mail:
The Inner Swine PO BOX 3024 Hoboken, NJ 07030
Good. Now get some copies of TIS on your shelves and let's start making each other rich, damn your eyes. If you want to sell some of my books as well, same general terms apply--give us a shout! |