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"More Shit I Gotta Do" by Jeff Somers. Updated: 3/16/08
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"Not Here to Amuse You" by Tim the Angry Clown. Updated: 8/27/07
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"Confessions of a Large-Breasted Woman" by Karen Accavallo. Updated 8/25/05
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"Swines in Crapistan" by Garo T. Labare. Updated 10/11/04


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"For the Sport of It" by The Armchair QB. Updated 12/11/01
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"Celebrity Death Rattle" by The Media Whore. Updated 9/26/01


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