Since all of our money goes to booze, cheap women, and lurid paperbacks we certainly have none left over for advertising. So we've become overly fond of the trade ad.

If you think you'd benefit from having your advertisement run in The Inner Swine, feel free to send it to us. We'll run text ads or graphic ads as long as we can manage to convert the formats. We don't have any real guidelines, but please keep your ads size down to 5" x 4" at the most. There's no limit to a text ad. We don't believe in rules, dammit! Is this America or Communist Russia? God bless us.

If you do send us an ad, please pick up one of the ads we've left here. If you'd rather get something on paper or a better file on disk, you can email or write us and we'll be glad to supply it to you. What the hell.

We'll send you a comp copy of all issues your ad appears in and ask that you do the same. We usually run trade ads for 2-3 issues or until you stop running ours, whichever.

Thanks! Hope you've enjoyed our web site and hope you'll trade some ads with us and we can all get rich and complacent and grow powerful enough to oppress other citizens. Until that glorious day, comrades, keep writing.