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Apr 18 2008 | By MrEditor | Permanent Link | Comments (0)
 A new web column from Your Humble Editor! DAMN, happy days. This time I'm struggling still to get the March issue out the damned door and decided to waste some time complaining about it:"Wait, did I just realize I sell these postage-included for $1.25? Holy shit, I am a moron. I think they cost like $35 to make. I need to be invaded by China and taught a lesson." READ IT! ON THE AIR, AGAIN
Apr 11 2008 | By MrEditor | Permanent Link | Comments (0)
Well, I'll be appearing on The Joey Reynolds Show again, despite feeling like I was more ridiculous than usual last time. Somehow they've decided I was a good guest and asked me back - who knew? The universe is confusing. I will, of course, be struggling to mention the new book, The Digital Plague, as often as possible, resulting in some amusing outbursts, like this: JOEY: So, Jeff, you're from Jersey City originally, yes? ME: DIGITAL PLAGUE, JOEY! JOEY: Uh, what? ME: DIGITAL PLAGUE! DIGI-TAL-PLA-AGUE! And then I will be removed by security. Anyways, I'll be on May 12th at 1AM, which means it's actually early morning May 13th, on 710AM in NYC and elsewhere in syndication. If you're awake, tune in and snicker at me. If you can't stay up that late, no doubt I will have MP3s of my brilliance available for general mockery shortly thereafter. Wish me luck. BLOOD AND SPLENDOR
Apr 06 2008 | By MrEditor | Permanent Link | Comments (0)
 Hey there--some may remember that years and years ago, when I was a little more hip in my music and reading tastes but much less amazing in general, I co-wrote a comic book with old, old friend Jeof Vita (the same man who draws most of the covers for The Inner Swine). The comic was a tie-in to the television series Sliders, which I watched a few times. Jeof worked for the comic publisher that was putting out those tie-in books and thus it was easy to pitch the idea to them. We worked on it for a few months and ta-da! Blood and Splendor was born to comics greatness.Anyway, the comic has enjoyed a surprisingly long and loving Internet life, as Sliders Fandom is a powerful thing, and a few weeks ago we were contacted by Earthprime.com and asked if we had any notes or information about the comic to pass along for enshrinement. Naturally, I have everything, because Jeff, he don't throw anything away, hoss. We exchanged a few emails, I burned up the scanner digitizing several dozen pages of circa-1996 genius, and now the article is up on Earth Prime for all to see! I AM FRICKIN FAMOUS, BUBBA! Sort of. Still not listed on Wikipedia, though, so I can't be that famous, can I? READING AT KGB
Mar 31 2008 | By MrEditor | Permanent Link | Comments (0)
Yes'm: Despite my many attempts at public speaking ending in various debacles, riots, and pantsless dodging of peace officers, I have once again been invited to read from my work. In a bar, again! HUZZAH!WHERE: KGB Bar, 85 East 4th Street, New York, NY 10003 WHEN: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, Time TBD I'll be reading from my new book "The Digital Plague", the sequel to "The Electric Church". If I possess your email, brothers and sisters, you WILL be implored to attend. Hell, if I run into you on the street I'll likely beg you to attend. NEW ISSUE STILL COMIN
Mar 29 2008 | By MrEditor | Permanent Link | Comments (0)
 Still running late. We may not even ship in March. OMG WTF?!?! Keep your pants on, sister--it'll get there. In the mean time, here's the sample from the new issue, as per ancient Deep Magic tradition. Check it out here! |
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